Birthday Smerthday

First off, I'd like to give you something I found over the net a year ago.
It was special, so I'm going to share it with you guys (if there are anyone reading, that is):

Kudos to Jason Rappaport for writing this up.
I've edited some of it as it doesn't apply to me at all.

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I’m 18 now! That means that I’m “legally responsible” for myself. So, with that said, let’s look at The Wonderful List of Eighteenitude:

- I am an adult now. Legally!
- I can now be sued by my mom. And everyone else.
- I can buy and sell a drug that causes a slow, decaying death.
- I can get a credit card.
- I can accumulate credit card debt.
- I can borrow money to pay off that debt, putting me into greater debt.
- I can play the lottery. And win. And spend all that cash.
- I can file for bankruptcy after spending all that cash.
- I can get my unrestricted driver’s license.
- I can take money out of the bank without my parents to stop me.
- I can get into R-Rated movies. (I think I have to convince the cashier that I'm 18...Which is kinda hard...)
- I can buy R-Rated movies without being given the seedy eye.
- I can make life-altering decisions and no one can stop me.
- I can make life-threatening decisions and no one can stop me.
- I can basically destroy my life and no one can stop me.

So there you have it - the perks of being an adult. Let’s all grow up! Happy 18th birthday to me. :D
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Now, you must be wondering about the Smerthday attached to the back of my title.
Well, that applies for today.
I am now convinced that life hates me and it is trying to get back at me, or that it thinks that I was too happy yesterday.

Here's what I was happy about yesterday:
- The internet couldn't work for a couple of hours in the morning, but it miraculously did in the afternoon. (Or maybe because I overloaded it when I was doing some mega downloads the day before...)
- The college texted me saying that my only class for the day -Chem 1 was canceled on account of the lecturer taking an emergency leave.
- My buddies texting and posting on Facebook, wishing me a Happy Birthday. 有難うございます!

...Other than the two above, nothing much happened.
It was another boring day filled with chores and more work.
I finished two scripts yesterday and found that 宝宝万岁 is awfully long...
Then I played MapleStory till 3 in the morning.

Here's what happened today:
- I was already feeling crappy that I'm getting older and that the day was spent in a really boring way so I decided to just sleep in.
- I was nagged at to get up and to mop the floor.
- I was scolded at because I used the wrong mop.
- I was nagged at again because I said I didn't like doing chores.
- I'm at odds with my mom now.

...I think that today is going to get a hell lot more worst. It's better for me to just stay upstairs and be busy with my scripts and Math homework.
I hate life and its way at getting back at me for being happy.